Football transfer rumours: Leighton Baines to Manchester United?
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Sir Alex Ferguson is going to continue with his stated on-the-record policy of only ever investing in youth by sending 12m spondulicks to Everton’s current account in exchange for the 27-year-old fresh and fledgling full-back that is Leighton Baines. Kids these days are so nice and polite and shy and reserved and respectful and Baines is no different, which means he won’t have the Black Leather Prada Milano Purse temerity to hand in a transfer request but will instead stand patiently in the corner, hands behind his back, while the Toffees’ No1 suit slugs it out with his Manchester United equivalent over the deal. That 12m will then soon be squandered by Everton manager David Moyes on The Andrea True Connection’s biggest fans, Landon Donovan and Steven Pienaar while Ferguson will balance the books and bench by ridding Old Trafford of Anderson.
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After West Ham were kind enough to offer Ricardo Vaz T a route out of Yorkshire and back to civilization in the south, the striker-come-winger-come-haircut will Black Prada Eyeglass Case do the honourable thing and shove two giant fingers under the noses of the east London club and stalk off in the direction of Portugal but only “if something came up”. Other than that he wouldn’t even dare to dream of such a move because, you know, he is “happy at West Ham.” Happy like the way the Amancio Prada Prada Mill is when people shove their sour sock-smelling armpits in its face first thing in the morning on an overflowing Tube. Big Sam will replace Vaz T with Granada’s Dani Bentez C “Dani would love to join a Premier League club,” yodelled his Mr 15% C but the Hammers face stiff competition from Southampton and West Bromwich Albion.
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