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Better still, I’d rather eat like a caveman. Hell, I’ve got the hair for it, and a taste for it too. For here is the truth: eating lots of meat may not agree with the animals it comes from but it definitely agrees with me. I feel more alive, less dopey. And combined with exercise it works.

Don’t get me wrong. I love bread. I adore sourdough and rye, and a soft white loaf with a crunchy bronzed crust, spread with cool salted butter. But I also know that bread is the enemy. A couple of months back I saw images of myself and gasped. Under my T-shirt I looked in need of a trip to Rigby and Peller. Bits of me were moving in three directions at once. I hadn’t been like that for a long while.

What had happened? My wife had gone on a home-baking frenzy, that’s what. From here on in, she said, she would buy no more bread. And so every afternoon the house smelt of freshly baking breads: of granaries and glazed rolls and something soft and plaited. I like to think of myself as strong-willed but in the face of all that I was powerless. My name is Jay and I am addicted to bread.

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A lifetime of my self-indulgence is leading to mass slaughter. They have a point, if only from their perspective. It’s not an issue as far as I’m concerned. Humans eat meat. It’s what we do. The problem is the environmental one, the nagging fact of how much grain goes buy canada goose jacket online canada to make each kilo. An awful lot. That cannot be denied. And so I have best place to buy a canada goose jacket become obsessed with the prospect of lab-grown meat, of animal protein from insects. This caveman, his mouth slippery with rendered animal fats, is placing all his hopes on the white heat of technology. The boffins have to make it work. My waistline depends upon it.