Monday’s Rumours
Reared on a diet of WWF and World Of Sport, the Rumour Mill likes nothing better than Best Prada Outlet In Florence watching grown men grunt and grapple with each other, preferably while sporting tight spandex and facepaint.
And while we can’t guarantee that Sir Fergie will slip into an all-in-one for his latest bout, we’re positively drooling at the news that he’s on the Are All Prada Products Made In Italy brink of kicking Roman Abramovich in his lily-white swingers.
The Manchester Agatha Ruiz Dela Prada United manager, who at least appears to be sporting the red war paint again, will fight the bearded Chelsea tsar for the right to sign portly Everton prodigy Wayne Rooney. He’s likely to cost the winner of this bout some 25m in Are Prada Handbags Cheaper In Italy the summer, despite him having two years left on a contract which is clearly not worth the paper it’s been printed on and really is there no morality left in this festering business anymore I ask you.
Ahem, the key to this business may be that despite that face, Rooney is one of the biggest “celebrity clients” on the Nike roster. And with United bankrolled in part by the Yankee swoosh, you don’t need to be Einstein to work this one out. Which is lucky for the both of us.
After the fight, Chelsea will dust themselves down and sign Portsmouth’s Yakubu Aivegbeni.
And then Nottingham Forest’s Andy Reid, although he also interests Spurs, which is clearly irrelevant in an age where money talks etc. and so on.
Meanwhile replica prada nylon handbags, man of honour James Beattie will leave Black Prada Bag With Gold Hardware Southampton if or when Glenn Hoddle returns to St Mary’s. So he’s going, then, and preferably as far Best Prada Outlet In Florence away from the God-bothering gob-shite as possible: Newcastle.
Juan Pablo Angel is on his way to Sevilla, if you happen to believe every scurrilous rumour we cut and paste from the tabloids.
If you do, you’ll fall for the one about Celtic’s Alan Thompson heading for Charlton, and the rumour that Alexei Smertin’s loan move at Portsmouth could become permanent in the summer, with the ink not Authentic Prada Purses Sale yet Bergdorf Goodman Prada Mens Shoes dry on his Chelsea contract.
And despite that rumour involving Beattie and Hoddle (look up), it seems Iain Dowie may be unveiled (to gasps of horror and calls to pull the veil back over) as the new manager of Southampton before this day is done.
The man he’ll replace, Wee Gordon Strachan, will be Barberino Factory Outlet Prada offered the chance to keep his hand in at Second Division Bournemouth. “Gordon’s more Agatha Ruiz Dela Prada Uk Sale than welcome to come here and help out,” said Cherries boss Sean O’Driscoll, with one eye on the toilets.
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