Football transfer rumours: Andrey Arshavin to Anzhi Makhachkala?
Clambering from its nest fabricated from straw, old elastic bands, discarded chicken bones and carefully masticated strips torn from the pages of the Rothmans Football Yearbook 1990-91, the Rumour Mill was curious to see how the football landscape had changed in the wake of that astonishing result.
You have to go back as far back as April this year for the last time Everton scored three goals away from home and with the remarkable victory against Fulham ensuring the Toffees captured all the Premier League headlines this morning, it’s small wonder the Rumour Mill was able to sleep at all, given buy canada goose jacket toronto the raucous din created by the sound of shifting Premier League paradigms emanating from Craven Cottage.
Of course Everton’s headline-grabbing win meant that an Arsenal victory over Stoke City that buy a canada goose jacket online would normally expect to bask in the spotlight was shunted back alongside QPR, Manchester City, Tottenham Hotspur and the rest of the Premier League chorus line hoofers. But the Rumour Mill is happy to best canada goose jacket for skiing sprinkle its unique brand of star-dust (three parts Bisto gravy granules, one part Westland Eraza Slug and Snail Killer) on the Gunners and restore them to top billing by revealing that representatives from the Russian club Anzhi Makhachkala are preparing to reverse their money truck up to the Emirates and sand-blast it with a mixture of £50 notes, pink diamonds and molten gold in exchange for French defensive liability Sébastien Squillaci and his rosy-cheeked riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an under-achieving Russian midfield shoulder-shrug, canada goose coat 0f Andrey Arshavin.
The Dagestan outfit, home of Roberto Carlos and Samuel Eto’o, among others, are expected to make an opening bid of €12m for the pair, which will quickly rise to €150m once Arsenal realise exactly who it is that’s bidding for their players. In less pleasing news for Gooners, Theo Walcott is not off to Juventus, while Marouane Chamakh’s agent has declared that his client will emphatically not be going to Roma in January. “‘The news about Marouane and Roma is absolutely unfounded,” said Pierre Frelot, to a bemused passer-by who’d only asked for directions to the bus stop.
Determined to hog the opening paragraphs of this Monday morning gossip-splat, Arsenal won’t have it all their own way when it comes to acquiring the buy canada goose coat uk services of the Marseille striker André Ayew, who is also getting the glad eye from Serie A side Inter. “Arsène Wenger is a known admirer of the 21-year-old, and may see the attacker as the ideal cover for Gervinho, who is set for African Cup of Nations duty in the New Year,” writes one newspaper of the Rumour Mill’s acquaintance, apparently oblivious to the fact that Ayew has 32 caps anyone has got canada goose coat for Ghana and will almost certainly be travelling to Gabon and the Republic of Equatorial New Guinea for that particular January kickabout himself.
The Stuttgart striker Pavel Pogrebnyak is wanted by Fulham, who are cautiously optimistic that, canada goose coat 1000 unlike Bobby Zamora, the lantern-jawed Muscovite will come complete with the kind of gimlet eye and icy composure required to kick a football into a gaping, unguarded goal from eight yards. It’s not as easy as it looks, you know? OK, it is as easy as it buy canada goose jacket edmonton looks.
With Manchester United’s bolting horse a mere speck on the horizon in the wake of yesterday’s narrow defeat at the hands of the berlin film festival ends canada goose jacket sponsorship amid noisy neighbours, Sir Alex Ferguson will close the stable door by attempting to sign the Borussia Dortmund defender Neven Subotic for £20m in January. Dubbed “the next Nemanja Vidic”, the Serbia international will prompt all sorts of Back To The Future-esque existential space-time conundrums should Fergie secure his scrawl and introduce him to a back four already boasting the current Nemanja Vidic.
Those two unmarked Luton Transit vans parked outside Werder Bremen’s Weserstadion contain tired, cramped and crotchety coffee-swilling surveillance units from Liverpool and Tottenham, who are “monitoring” German international midfielder Marko Marin.
Having spent the majority of his career on the Newcastle bench, only to finally get a run in the first team and quickly get bu sees a spike in canada goose jacket thefts relegated to the bench again, goalkeeper Steve Harper has finally had enough and will move to Brighton best canada goose, where, at worst, he’ll get to sit on a different bench near the sea. The Seagulls also want Leeds United striker Billy Paynter, a player they failed to sign during the summer, but who has since fallen out of favour at Elland Road and is looking for an escape.
And finally, back at the Emirates, Arsenal whelps Ignasi Miquel, Sanchez Watt, Oguzhan Ozyakup, Daniel Boateng and Chuks Aneke will be loaned out to an assortment of lower league clubs as soon as they’ve made their annual appearance on the bench in tomorrow night’s Carling Cup tie against Bolton Wanderers.
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