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I’m in decent nick, but I’ve never done any survivalism before. I’ve never camped out in the open stars, I’ve never skinned an animal, I’ve never done anything like that. So that type of stuff was horrific.

I’ve never pooed in a bush. Here’s a canada goose outlet store locations psychological hurdle that if you haven’t crossed it in the first 30 or 40 years of your life, you’re going to struggle to cross it, and I had to. I’ve never been without canada goose outlet toronto factory a toilet in buy Canada Goose online canada goose jacket my life and I never want to do it ever again. Unless it goes to a second series, in which canadian goose jacket case, I’ll poo wherever you want!Travelling with different internet celebrities was just mental, man. Everyone reacts to it in different ways. Vine star Arron Crascall got quite teary missing his family. Other people were more bothered by the bugs and the wilderness.

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The third character on the trip is the phone. It is my robot companion. It’s as close as we’ve got to an R2D2 or C3PO.

When you’re making a programme called Stupid Man, Smart Phone, it’s pointless just trying to be a rubbish Bear canada goose deals Grylls. The phone was the centre of the experiment, of the comedy, of the narrative. The phone’s solving every quandary, that’s what makes this programme completely unique.

But it taught me there’s no substitute for the human element. Maybe my co hosts would say differently, but you can’t beat that feeling of an expert walking in and it’s a real person, shaking your hand, talking you through it and helping you. I’m always falling over, always injuring myself, so I’m not the best person to be climbing Canada Goose Online up a mountain or trekking across the desert leading a beast. We canada goose coats were Skyping them all the time while 2018 canada goose outlet I was away.

But I learnt I could prepare an animal. And I can light a fire without wood we burnt camel poo one night. I used a tampon and hand sanitizer to start a fire. I’ve inadvertently learnt quite a lot of survival knowledge.

Thankfully for the team, I’m still a worrier. If we cure that, Canada Goose Outlet we don’t have a show! A lot of the comedy comes out of seeing me screaming at a spider or a snake or a car door that didn’t close.

Russell Kane is a comedian and stars in Stupid canada goose replica Man, Smart Phone.

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